At Planet Fitness this afternoon, desk worker #1 is activating my membership, while desk worker #2 decides to ask me about my accent:

DW#2: What's your nationality?
me: I'm American
DW#2: I mean, what's your nationality?
me: Yes, I'm American
DW#2: Where are you from? Did you grow up in England?
me: No, I didn't
DW#2: Because it really sounds like you did.

Massholery at its finest (I like the place otherwise though).